Men's Santa Probe Ugly Christmas Sweater
Sure, we all know the stories of good ole’ St. Nick sliding down a chimney, soaring through the sky with his reindeer, or even singlehandedly stimulating the elfin economy with his wonderful labor initiatives at the North Pole. But there is a story of Mr. Claus that only a special few know, and that is the tale of Santa’s unfortunate encounter with a UFO one Christmas Eve long ago.
Santa Claus was just out flying his routes in preparation for the big night, when Rudolph got lost in a brain fog (he hadn’t had his antioxidant shake that morning) and steered the sleigh straight into an oncoming UFO. Let's just say what happened next did not make Saint Nick very...jolly. But the truth can be ugly, can’t it? This Men's Santa Probe Christmas Sweater shows what may have happened from what little the public knows of that fateful encounter! Solidify your place in the super secret society of Santa historians, and stay warm while you’re at it.
And you know, even if this story is as difficult to prove as Roswell, at least you have a memorable holiday look. As soon as your pals--ahem, examine--the graphic, you’ll instantly become the hit of the ugly sweater party. You can see why Santa’s PR firm doesn’t want this story getting out. Ho Ho Ouch! just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
- 70% polyester, 30% wool
- Rib knit neck band, sleeve cuffs & waistband
- Knitted-in image of Santa being examined by an alien
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