- Logo headband
- Belt w/ beverage holders
- 100% polyester interlock knit fabric w/ shiny polyurethane coating
- Sleeveless V-neck dress has elastic waist, back Hook and Loop fastener tabs
- Blue bodice has Duff logo printed on front
- Red skirt has blue border at hemline
- Waist-length red cape fastens to dress w/ Hook and Loop fastener at shoulders
- Polyfoam belt has 3 Duff Beer can holders
- Plastic headband has felt Duff Beer can emblem
|Small||Chest||31" - 32"||79cm - 81cm|
|Small||Waist||24" - 28"||61cm - 71cm|
|Medium||Chest||33" - 34"||84cm - 86cm|
|Medium||Waist||25" - 29"||64cm - 74cm|
|Large||Chest||36" - 38"||91cm - 97cm|
|Large||Waist||28" - 34"||71cm - 86cm|
We got one question for you. Are you ready to ask people if they're ready to get Duffed? If your answer is, "Oh, yeah!" Then we believe you are. It might seem like all you need is muscles and a suave attitude but a Duff spokesperson requires more than that. To be a true Duff woman you need to commit to speaking about yourself in the third person. As in, "Duff woman wants to party down!"
You might think that sounds easy but speaking in the third person comes with its challenges. For one, ordering food might be a little challenging, "Duff woman wants a burger it's been a long night. Oh, and can Duff woman get a small order of fries and a shake with that? Umm, no Duff woman doesn't want pickles."
As long as you say it with confidence people are sure to understand what you're doing. You're promoting Springfield's beloved beer. Now, that's swell. Another thing, you've got to show your pearly whites at every spare moment. After all, Duff woman can't seem surly, that's a whole different character!
If you think you're up to all of these challenges then we have your uniform ready. So, whether you're hosting the national bartender competition or simply spreading your important party message to the world, you'll make the Duff brand proud! Your new uniform is made of a shiny blue material with "Duff" emblazoned on the front. Your holster carries three Duff Cans and you'll even have a cap and a beer head piece just in case people forget what you're there for. So this Halloween bust into the party, put your hands on your hips, and state proudly, "Duff woman is here to refill your beer!".
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