Orange Prisoner Women's Costume

Women's Orange Prisoner Costume
Women's Orange Prisoner Costume
Product Description


You think you could handle some time behind bars? That's bold. Before you get your costume and head in to serve your hard time, we have a couple tips on how to stay alive. No, we aren't talking from experience, but we've seen the movies, we know what we're doing. 

Tip one: Lie about why you're in prison. You're in for tax evasion? That's not cool enough. No, come up with something cooler, but ambiguous enough that no one knows what it means. If they don't know what you did, they can't size you up, and if they can't size you up, they are afraid of you. When you get in there, you don't say tax evasion, you say that you're in for tax assault with a deadly weapon. Now that sounds scary, and no one will know what it means because it doesn't make any sense. 


This costume is a exclusive, and is a surefire way to convince anyone and everyone that you are a convict! This costume comes in your classic prison orange, meaning you will stick out like a sore thumb in any setting. Any setting that isn't in prison, where everyone is wearing the same thing, obviously. This costume comes with the shirt and pants, and the shirt actually has the white undershirt neckline built in, so you won't need your own undershirt! The pants also come with an elastic waistband; just because prison cells are uncomfortable, doesn't mean your pants have to be. 


Our second tip is this: Have you ever heard of the saying "to mad dog someone"? You have? Good, that saves time. The tip is to not EVER try to mad dog people. It doesn't work. It'll only get you punched in the nose, which will make your eyes water, and people will think your crying even though you're not. So embarrassing. No mad dogging. 

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Items Included
  • Shirt
  • Pants
Product Highlights
  • 100% polyester
  • Orange v-neck shirt w/ chest pocket
  • Attached inset white "undershirt"
  • Orange pants have elastic waistband
  • Exclusive!
Size Chart
Size Measurement Standard Metric
X-Small Chest 36" 91cm
X-Small Shirt Length 26" 66cm
X-Small Waist 22" - 30" 56cm - 76cm
X-Small Pants Outseam 41" 104cm
Small Chest 38" 97cm
Small Shirt Length 26" 66cm
Small Waist 24" - 34" 61cm - 86cm
Small Pants Outseam 41" 104cm
Medium Chest 41" 104cm
Medium Shirt Length 26" 66cm
Medium Waist 26" - 36" 66cm - 91cm
Medium Pants Outseam 41" 104cm
Large Chest 43" 109cm
Large Shirt Length 26" 66cm
Large Waist 30" - 39" 76cm - 99cm
Large Pants Outseam 41" 104cm
X-Large Chest 46" 117cm
X-Large Shirt Length 26" 66cm
X-Large Waist 34" - 44" 86cm - 112cm
X-Large Pants Outseam 41" 104cm
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