Adult White Pirate Shirt
Not to Be Taken Lightly!
Heed our words, you scallywag!
We have done so much. We have been so many places, shot so many cannons, seen so many giant octopi and undead and sharks big as ye boat! In all our days, we have learned that the secret to commandeering a pirate ship is a well-dressed, stylish captain. You heard that right. Dirty clothes, yellow teeth, and questionable personal hygiene doesn’t exactly instill a lot of confidence in your shipmates, now, does it? Especially when what you’re asking of them is to do the kind of plundering that could literally get them a one-way ticket to the gallows! C’mon, matey—if you don’t take yourself seriously, and by seriously we mean stylishly, how can you expect anyone else to?
So take our advice and get yourself one of these White Ruffled Pirate Shirts. It even comes with a faux leather (because you might be a pirate, but you're not a monster!) belt with a gold-tone buckle for that extra debonair touch. When someone asks you what you're wearing, don't tell them everything, but definitely get their mouth watering with: "100% broadcloth fabric." They sing songs at the taverns of legendary garb like this!
Our Secret's Your Secret
You know, we like you. That's why we shared our secret with ya. With its large billowy sleeves and laced front pocket, not only will our White Ruffled Pirate Shirt have you looking the part of a swashbuckling hero who rides the sails just outside the law, but you'll have all the local sailors wondering, "How did he get so successful that he feels comfortable wearing a freshly pressed, clean white shirt in both the slums of London and on the high seas? What does he know that I don't? What's his secret...?"
- 100% cotton broadcloth fabric
- Large billowy sleeves have elastic cuffs
- Laced front placket
- Faux leather belt has gold-tone buckle