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Happy Cow Adult Costume

Happy Cow Adult Costume
Happy Cow Adult Costume
Price£43.99-£51.99
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COW PUNS

Dear reader, we would like to open with an apology. The product description you are about to read is udderly infested with cow puns. We couldn't help ourselves. One came to us, and then another, and then another, and suddenly they were pouring out of our mind and onto the page, dousing what was once a blank canvas in poorly developed puns, like milk douses cereal. 

But it's okay! After all, cow could you possibly expect us to hold back when we have become so completely inspired. Some of you might actually appreciate a good pun. Some of you might even find yourselves wanting moo-re. We realize this will probably not be the case for the moo-jority of you. But every once in a while, a reader comes along that can really appreciate a good pun. They come into our writing like a young herd of cattle coming into a fresh pasture. 

FUN DETAILS 

The primoo-ry piece of this costume is the bodysuit. The bodysuit comes in the classic white with black spots pattern found on any dairy cow, and even has udders attached! The hood you'll be wearing not only comes with ears, but with horns too! The horns are stuffed and soft, so you don't have to worry about poking anyone. The last piece of this costume is the shoe covers and mittens. They'll turn your feet and hands into soft little hooves. Just don't try to walk over any cattle grids!

COW-MITTMENT

We have to say, we are quite impressed! If you are still reading this, after all of this horrific puns, you moo-st be really cow-mitted to getting this costume! Thank you for your perseverance, we hope that it pays off and that you have a great time grazing the neighborhood for candy! 

  • 100% polyester velour fabric
  • Jumpsuit has zipper at center back
  • Tail sewn to back of suit
  • Soft pink udder has stuffed nipples
  • Hood has stuffed horns & ears on top
  • Hood has hook & loop fastener under chin
  • Shoe covers have rib knit ankle cuffs, elastic bands under foot
Items Included
  • Jumpsuit
  • Headpiece
  • Pair of Foot Covers
Size Chart
S M L XL
Size Measurement Standard Metric
Small Chest 42" 107cm
Small Torso 37" 94cm
Small Jumpsuit Length 63" 160cm
Medium Chest 46" 117cm
Medium Torso 37" 94cm
Medium Jumpsuit Length 65" 165cm
Large Chest 48" 122cm
Large Torso 38" 97cm
Large Jumpsuit Length 65" 165cm
X-Large Chest 52" 132cm
X-Large Torso 39" 99cm
X-Large Jumpsuit Length 65" 165cm
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