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Green Scary Jester Boy's Costume

Green Scary Jester Boys Costume
Green Scary Jester Boys Costume
Product Description

THE WORLD'S LEAST FUNNY JESTER

Wearing this costume makes you the world's least scary jester! It's not that we don't think you're capable of making a good joke. We just aren't sure that we would be capable of laughing even if you did thanks to this terrifying costume! You could try just about anything, we don't think it'd work. You could pull a rabbit out of your hat, or even try a little slapstick humor, but we aren't sure that we'd even be able to crack a smile. 

Part of the problem would be that we would already be running away. It's going to be really hard for you to finish your routine for us when we are constantly fleeing the scene. You'll start your bit, but then you'll have to pack it all up and follow us just to try and continue. And then since you are chasing us, we are only going to run even farther... It's going to be this whole ordeal. All we are saying is, if you want to be funny, you have the wrong costume. 

FUN DETAILS 

We call this section the FUN DETAILS, but when it comes to this costume, there's nothing fun about it. It should be called the TERRIFYING DETAILS. You'll be wearing a shirt and pants decorated with the green checkered pattern, and tattered edges to add to the spooky effect. You'll also have a mask that, while smiling, is anything but friendly. All you'll need is to get yourself a jester's wand, and you'll be all set! 

STARVING ARTIST

If you wear this costume for your comedy act, you might find that business is struggling. We recommend you try scaring people instead. It will come naturally with this costume anyways, you might as well get paid for it! Who knows, it could make for a fun job! 

£30.99
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Items Included
  • Shirt
  • Pants
  • Mask
  • Headpiece w/ collar
  • Waist tie
Product Highlights
  • 100% polyester interlock knit fabric
  • Shirt is solid black on left chest & right arm, black & green diamond print on right chest & left arm
  • Shirt has jagged hemline and jagged elasticized sleeve cuffs
  • Pants have elastic waistband and elasticized jagged cuffs
  • Pants are solid black on right leg and diamond print on left leg
  • Hood covers entire head and has large jagged-edged shawl collar w/ plastic skulls dangling from points
  • Hood is half black & half diamond print, w/ stuffed crescents on top and plastic skulls dangling from ends
  • Waist sash is solid black
  • Molded vinyl mask has elastic band for security
Size Chart
S M L XL
Size Measurement Standard Metric
Small (6-8) Pants Length 35 1/2" 90cm
Small (6-8) Chest 34" - 36" 86cm - 91cm
Small (6-8) Shirt Length 23 1/2" 60cm
Small (6-8) Waist 22" - 26" 56cm - 66cm
Medium (8-10) Pants Length 37" 94cm
Medium (8-10) Chest 36" - 38" 91cm - 97cm
Medium (8-10) Shirt Length 24 1/2" 62cm
Medium (8-10) Waist 26" - 30" 66cm - 76cm
Large (10-12) Pants Length 37" 94cm
Large (10-12) Chest 38" - 40" 97cm - 102cm
Large (10-12) Shirt Length 25" 64cm
Large (10-12) Waist 28" - 32" 71cm - 81cm
X-Large (12-14) Pants Length 39" 99cm
X-Large (12-14) Chest 40" - 44" 102cm - 112cm
X-Large (12-14) Shirt Length 26" 66cm
X-Large (12-14) Waist 30" - 34" 76cm - 86cm
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