Green Scary Jester Boy's Costume
THE WORLD'S LEAST FUNNY JESTER
Wearing this costume makes you the world's least scary jester! It's not that we don't think you're capable of making a good joke. We just aren't sure that we would be capable of laughing even if you did thanks to this terrifying costume! You could try just about anything, we don't think it'd work. You could pull a rabbit out of your hat, or even try a little slapstick humor, but we aren't sure that we'd even be able to crack a smile.
Part of the problem would be that we would already be running away. It's going to be really hard for you to finish your routine for us when we are constantly fleeing the scene. You'll start your bit, but then you'll have to pack it all up and follow us just to try and continue. And then since you are chasing us, we are only going to run even farther... It's going to be this whole ordeal. All we are saying is, if you want to be funny, you have the wrong costume.
We call this section the FUN DETAILS, but when it comes to this costume, there's nothing fun about it. It should be called the TERRIFYING DETAILS. You'll be wearing a shirt and pants decorated with the green checkered pattern, and tattered edges to add to the spooky effect. You'll also have a mask that, while smiling, is anything but friendly. All you'll need is to get yourself a jester's wand, and you'll be all set!
If you wear this costume for your comedy act, you might find that business is struggling. We recommend you try scaring people instead. It will come naturally with this costume anyways, you might as well get paid for it! Who knows, it could make for a fun job!
- Headpiece w/ collar
- Waist tie
- 100% polyester interlock knit fabric
- Shirt is solid black on left chest & right arm, black & green diamond print on right chest & left arm
- Shirt has jagged hemline and jagged elasticized sleeve cuffs
- Pants have elastic waistband and elasticized jagged cuffs
- Pants are solid black on right leg and diamond print on left leg
- Hood covers entire head and has large jagged-edged shawl collar w/ plastic skulls dangling from points
- Hood is half black & half diamond print, w/ stuffed crescents on top and plastic skulls dangling from ends
- Waist sash is solid black
- Molded vinyl mask has elastic band for security
|Small (6-8)||Pants Length||35 1/2"||90cm|
|Small (6-8)||Chest||34" - 36"||86cm - 91cm|
|Small (6-8)||Shirt Length||23 1/2"||60cm|
|Small (6-8)||Waist||22" - 26"||56cm - 66cm|
|Medium (8-10)||Pants Length||37"||94cm|
|Medium (8-10)||Chest||36" - 38"||91cm - 97cm|
|Medium (8-10)||Shirt Length||24 1/2"||62cm|
|Medium (8-10)||Waist||26" - 30"||66cm - 76cm|
|Large (10-12)||Pants Length||37"||94cm|
|Large (10-12)||Chest||38" - 40"||97cm - 102cm|
|Large (10-12)||Shirt Length||25"||64cm|
|Large (10-12)||Waist||28" - 32"||71cm - 81cm|
|X-Large (12-14)||Pants Length||39"||99cm|
|X-Large (12-14)||Chest||40" - 44"||102cm - 112cm|
|X-Large (12-14)||Shirt Length||26"||66cm|
|X-Large (12-14)||Waist||30" - 34"||76cm - 86cm|