Adult Minecraft Creeper Hooded Sweatshirt
These lanky lime horrors will gaze upon you with a look of utmost sadness. You’ll soon have a similar facial expression, if you let it get close.
Creepers are, well, creepy cactus-like creatures that menace the players of Minecraft, exploding when they get too close. They’re usually not too much of a threat, but if one gets struck with lightning, watch out! Their explosive power will be magnified greatly by the electric charge. Are they plants? They seem like it, but they unmistakably have faces. Best not to think about it too hard. Also, they’re afraid of cats. Are plants afraid of cats? Is that a clue? We asked some of the office plants, and they didn’t comment either way.
Temperatures drop at night, so it stands to reason that a sensible creeper would want to wear this Adult Minecraft Creeper Hooded Sweatshirt to keep warm! Or maybe an adventurer would find it useful to camouflage themselves from the hostile creepers. How much wool, cactus, and bone meal do you think it would take to craft one? Maybe a creeper head for verisimilitude? Luckily, in the real world, you don’t have to craft everything from something you gathered from nature. I mean, somebody does, but you can just order it. That’s late-stage capitalism for you! Enjoy the convenience while it lasts, and let Minecraft train you for a return to a hunter-gatherer system.
- 60% cotton/40% polyester sweatshirt fleece
- Separating front zipper, front patch pockets
- Printed w/ green & tan blocks of various shades
- Rib knit cuffs & waistband
- Mask-hood has mesh over eyes & mouth
- Also available in kids' size
- Hooded Sweatshirt