Sexy Goldfish Women's Costume
One fish, Two fish...
Hold the phone. Where's the other fish? Look, we were asked to pet-sit these cute little fishies while one of our co-workers are away, and now one's missing! What? No! We have no idea how a fish could've gone missing! It's not like she got up and walked away now, is it?
Well, this is not good. We've got to find that fish and make sure it's okay. Our co-worker is coming back tomorrow and we need to make sure little Goldiscales is safely in her bowl! Quick, we need to start a search. We'll take the fish food and shake it around to see if that gets her to come out. Maybe you could do some fish calls? What? Right. Fish don't call. Our bad. Well, surely there's something else you can do to try and entice the little fishy to come back?
We've got it! Maybe if we dress up like fishes, then little Goldiscales will feel more at home and come swimming back! Here, put on this Sexy Goldfish Women's Costume. It's a golden zipper made of a metallic fish-scale print. Its got a sheer orange tutu skirt, a zipper up the back, and a halter strap. There are even arm and ankle cuffs with more golden ruffles. Oh! And a headband with friendly goldfish face and googly eyes! Surely little Goldiscales will feel be happy to come back when she sees that there's another friendly goldfish waiting to be her friend!
... Gold Fish?
Alright, great! We'll get costumes on too and then start a systematic search... wait, what? Goldiscales was safely hiding in her little fish-tank castle the entire time? Well, now we feel silly. We probably should've checked there first. Hey, at least we now know that we all make fabulously friendly goldfish!
- Tutu Romper
- Pair of Arm Cuffs
- Pair of Ankle Cuffs
- 95% polyester, 5% spandex
- Romper has back zipper, elastic in top edge & leg openings, halter strap that hooks behind neck
- Fabric has metallic fish-scale print; sheer panels at hips form tutu skirt
- Arm cuffs & ankle cuffs have elastic bands in top edges
- Goldfish face w/ googly eyes is attached to plastic headband
|X-Small||Chest||up to 32"||up to 81cm|
|Small||Chest||up to 34"||up to 86cm|
|Medium||Chest||up to 36"||up to 91cm|
|Large||Chest||up to 38"||up to 97cm|