Womens Old Lady Costume
Ever wonder what old age will be like? Do you relish the idea of being able to say exactly what you're thinking, without worrying about being "proper" or offending anyone? Do you like the idea of midday naps, lots of hard candy, and a weekly card game with your friends of 40+ years? Are you curious to know what kind of older lady you'll turn out to be?
Sure, you could wait a long time to embrace your golden years, but you could also slip on this Women's Old Lady Costume and get a sense of what life will be like down the line. We can't see the future (yet), but we can help you embody it! So get ready to be in bed by 8:30 pm and to not feel bad about it, because this cute and funny costume will be so much fun to wear, it'll practically wear you out!
This look comes with a dress with a padded bust, plaid pattern, and yellow lace trim. You'll get padded buttocks for extra effect, because who doesn't want those?! The wig comes styled with pink plastic curlers, so you won't even have to dye your hair gray (phew!). Add bifocals, slippers, and some really long stories about what life was like when you were young (not to mention a rant about what's wrong with kids these days) and we think you'll be set for a bit of an eye-opening experience.
This costume is such a clever choice, it's almost like you've reached forward in time to tap into your future wisdom. It's fun to wear and, trust us, nothing will make you appreciate your youthfulness more than living like a little ole' lady for a night. Now don't forget to practice grunting whenever you sit down, it's part of the overall effect of this look.
- Dress has buttons at center front
- Padded bust, yellow lace trim on bodice & neckline
- Old Lady Costume
- 100% polyester
- Padded buttocks attached to elastic fits around waist
- Wig is synthetic hair w/ pink plastic curlers