Santa Hat w/ Attached Beard
Guys, if you're incapable of growing a robust Santa-esque beard, don't get discouraged. Lots of men can't sprout hearty facial hair like Father Christmas, but don't let this deter you from reaching your goal. If you want a lush, pure-white, brawny beard like good ole St. Nick, then by golly, you shall have one and you won't have to wait until Christmas to get what you've been asking for either.
Forget the beard-growing gimmicks, the supplements, and the creams; all your beardy dreams will come true once you pick up this Santa hat with attached beard. Not only will you have the luscious, thick, pearly white facial hair you've always wanted, but you'll also have the recognizable hat made famous by the one and only jolly man in the red suit. Wear the hat and stretch the beard around the lower half of your face. Next, look in the mirror and prepare to feel elated because you'll finally have the beard you've always wanted!
- Hat/Beard Combo