Men's Let it Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater

Look, we really hate to burst anyone’s bubble here, but let’s review the facts: ONE MAN, delivering ALL OF THE WORLD’S PRESENTS IN ONE NIGHT? We believe in Santa. We really do. But we don’t think we need to point out the obvious, do we? OK, here it goes: there is no way this feat is possible without some...performance enhancing...help.

Also, we know the dude, personally, and he’d actually be the first person to tell you that nothing energizes him for an all nighter like snow! He absolutely loves the way it makes him feel. He admires it for hours and, well, you all know how snow works, right? This Men's Let it Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater brings you the magical event of St. Nick finally revealing his dirty little secret. But we remain firm in the whole “Just Say No” area. So we think this sweater will enable you to feel jazzed about a Christmas party without having to use any snow yourself, which is good, because unless you only work one day a year, growing dependent on snow to do it well is DEFINITELY not recommended.