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Make America Drunk Again Beer Belt
Make America Drunk Again Beer Belt
Product Description
Item #CHS6BXMAD
Items Included
  • Belt
Product Highlights
  • Make America Drunk Again Beer Belt
  • Length-adjustable webbing belt fastens w/ plastic parachute buckle
  • Apron sewn to front has pouches for 6 beverage cans
SizeMeasurementStandardMetric
StandardOne SizeOne size fits most adultsOne size fits most adults

Have you noticed the loss of a certain sheen to our fine nation? Do the streets smell like fresh coffee and flowers instead of stale beer and well. . . what used to be beer, even downtown? Are people in our dear land walking straighter than ever? Have you noticed that your buddy compatriots have been straight up buzz kills lately? It's time to announce your platform: make America drunk again! 

Your political campaign can be pretty simple if you follow these few steps. First: make sure your announcement speech includes plenty of fist-pumping. This ensures everyone will want to follow your political slogan which is, "Party, party, party!" Pretty catchy if you ask us! Second: try giving your constituents beer. Third: don’t try and kiss any babies. Mothers don't love it when someone wearing a beer belt is cooing over their newborns.  

You'll look ready to campaign, grassroots style in this patriotic belt with its stars and stripes beer holders. You can be sure that your unique campaign will be a winner, especially if you're serving pickled eggs. 

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