John Cena Adult Muscle Costume
Keep Calm and Be John Cena
We're about to list all the reasons why John Cena is our pick to win this year's Best Human Being in the World Award. (Okay, okay, we know that's not a real accolade that's decided every year but do us a favor and pretend it is.)
First off we'd just like to say that John Cena inspires all of us to be better people. The man has so many talents! When he's not doling out Attitude Adjustments and Five Knuckle Shuffles in the ring, John Cena can be found spitting rhymes. That's right folks, John is also a rapper. If you haven't listened to his song "The Time is Now," we suggest you do so. It's motivational and catchy. When he's not wrestling professionally or making addictive rap songs, then he's starring in comedy movies or visiting sick kids in the hospital. Did you know he's the world's biggest Make-A-Wish superstar? He holds the record for granting the most wishes through the organization. Excuse us for a moment, our hearts are overflowing with emotion.
This concludes our pitch as to why John Cena deserves the fictional award we made up, but just because there isn't an actual trophy for being mind-blowingly amazing doesn't mean you can't honor the guy. One of the best ways to show praise is through imitation and this officially licensed John Cena muscle costume will turn you into a spitting image of the talented and charitable wrestler/rapper/actor/humanitarian. Just don't be surprised if people start bursting into tears at the mere sight of you. After all, you look exactly like the world's most inspirational man.
- John Cena Adult Muscle Costume
- Stretch knit jumpsuit w/ sculpted muscles and Velcro closure at back
- Jumpsuit has printed slogans on front and back and attached faux wristwarmers
- Attached shorts have "Never Give Up" flag attached
- Kneepads secure w/ elastic
- Officially licensed
- Knee Pads