Butt Crack Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

These days, everyone is trying to be more health-conscious—even jolly old Saint Nick! That’s right, Santa has gone on a diet. His doctor told him that all those Christmas cookies were making him pre-diabetic and could severely affect his cholesterol, even to the point of increasing his chances of a heart attack. So Santa has been working hard at eating more fruits and veggies, exercising four times a week, and excusing himself before dessert. (He’s not always that good about refusing a slice of pie, but Mrs. Claus helps keep him in line!)

He’s made good progress… in fact, maybe a little too good! Now, most of his old clothes don’t fit him anymore! It happened gradually, as weight loss so often does, so Mrs. Claus didn’t even realize that she has to go buy new pants for her husband. Instead, she sent him off on Christmas Eve like any other year. But this year, when Santa bends over to put presents under the Christmas tree, he’s going to be flashing a totally different kind of Christmas surprise!

You’ll be leaps and bounds ahead of all ugly sweaters on display at your next Christmas party with this cheeky Butt Crack Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater. The 100% acrylic sweater features a scene with Santa kneeling in front of a Christmas tree and handing out presents… but he gives us a little more than we bargained for! The sweater also features festive green print across the top and the edges of the sleeves. This is the perfect ugly Christmas sweater for any party… no ifs, ands, or butts!

• 100% acrylic
• Sweater w/ knitted in design on the front
• Machine wash cold, line dry only